Let’s talk about “The Real Men in Black”…

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Men in Black: The Album

Men in Black: The Album (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

MeninBlackHello to all that read this. Yes YOU are important to me. That is why I am going to speak about THE REAL MEN IN BLACK. I have a library full of UFO and abduction books and have read extensively about the subject since the late 70’s. (Yes, before many of you were born…You may have just been a gleam in your father’s eye….You were knee-high to a grasshopper…OK enough!) Of all the strangeness associated with the UFO reports, the incidents of Men in Black are by far the most bizarre.

If you are at all interested in the subject, I do recommend Jenny Randles book : “The Truth Behind Men in Black. Published in 1997, Jenny Randles takes you on a strange journey, and reports various appearances by Men in Black. Here is the odd scenario that has happened to many people who report a UFO sighting. After they report the sighting, they get a knock on the door. Two or three men in dark clothes who seem to have intimate knowledge of the incident appear. They look strange and they act even stranger, and before they leave they warn the people who witnessed the UFO’s not to talk about it.

These “Men In Black” DO NOT look like Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones. (That is a really clever & cute Hollywood fabrication.) In fact, there are many indications that MEN IN BLACK are NOT even humanoids! One group of Men in Black were offered Jello in a glass, and they tried to drink it! (I hate to think what they would do in the bathroom…) They are able to pass as humans, but only at a glance. I think if I saw one walk toward me, I would be compelled to run screaming in the opposite direction.

On one of the archived videos at YouTube, Dan Ackroyd talks about seeing strange men near his home in New York. His paranormal show was suddenly CANCELLED, and he had previously spoken to many researchers in the UFO field. So he was ready to divulge facts that the “MIB” might not want the public to hear. He saw these strange guys in front of his home, he glanced away for a fraction of a minute, and the car and the Men in Black had vanished. (Mr. Ackroyd stated that the entire scene , “Car and Men” might have been cloaked. ) I mean that freaked me out. If they don’t want you to hear or see something, they have power enough to stop you,AND vanish at will. (Gee wiz just like magic, whoosh! They are gone!!)

Here is an example of the way Men in Black are described…. They have very pale skin, no eyebrows, white hair and their lips may have been painted with a sort of lipstick or rouge to make their mouths LOOK human. They have robotic voices. Often the voice seems to be coming from the chest area, and not the mouth. When they walk they are very stiff, as if they have an arthritic condition. When you get close to them, you can tell that they have no facial hair what so ever. (Note: There is a medical condition known as alopecia universalis, where a human has NO body hair at all, but this is extremely rare.) So if ALL the Men In Black are like this, chances are, they are not from Earth.  ( Scary stuff!)

If I see a UFO, I will not report it. I would rather NOT encounter The Real Men in Black. (Will Smith, I would welcome with open arms.) It seems as if talking about Flying Saucers will just get you into trouble. Why take an unecessary risk? I think reading about MEN IN BLACK  is fine, but I do not think they WANT TO PARTY with the likes of me. I mean, I’m ONLY human for goodness sakes! Let me know how you would handle it… Inquiring minds WANT to know.

Faces in Nature

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English: Alien Contact

English: Alien Contact (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Tree face    Hello my friends. It is almost Easter and I am in a holiday mood. (That’s a good thing. ) I want you to look carefully at this tree. When I came across this photo on the net, I had to laugh. The tree is sticking his tongue out. Mother Nature is giving us a “Razzberry“… Perhaps we deserve it.

Trees are very much alive, and this one seems to have a sense of humor. All of us are continually adapting, changing and mutating. Do you suppose the trees are going to start fighting back? (Like the ones in The Wizard of Oz?) Let’s hope not. That would be creepy.

I live in a place that is surrounded by rock formations. I often see faces that have been etched out of rock, and I marvel at how our world can seem alive with patterns and faces that are accidental. I sometimes enjoy rock collecting, and I have found strange patterns in many stones. Life is full of curious and odd things if we just look closely enough.

My sister told me a weird story I must relate. She was thinking about “Alien Life Forms” one day when she was attending a meeting. She looked in front of her, and saw a very unusual looking person. She has studied Anatomy and Physiology and she is well aware of what humans are “supposed” to look like. This individual did not seem human.( The eyes were strange, the nose was too small, and the clothing was bizarre.) Now I know my sister is not prone to exaggerations,  so she may have seen a person who is an Alien. (The ones from Another World, not “Across the border”.) Perhaps “Off-World” humanoids are already here. Do most of us really take time to look at strangers? 

I read another story about a guy in New York City who wanted to experience “Alien Contact”. He went to the Lobby of a large hotel, and sat for a while saying mentally: “I want to meet an ALIEN. If there is one near me, please sit next to me. ” He kept mentally repeating that he wanted to meet an alien. Perhaps hours elapsed. Then the strangest thing happened, a weird-looking man sat next to him. He KNEW this man was an ET (Extra-Terrestrial), and he was so shocked he could not say anything. The man just stared at the Alien, and the Alien man nodded. That was the entire extent of his communication. I would have said a few things, believe me.

I think it strange that I start talking about trees and end up talking about Alien Life Forms. That is how my brain works. I’m so strange, that I could start a conversation about doughnuts and end up talking about flying saucers. I should go back to writing Science Fiction. My mind wanders lie a drunken opossum.